Probably because they've run through my mind atleast once ..........
1. I think that part of a best friends job should be to immediately clear you're computers history when you die
2. Nothing is more aggravating than that moment during an argument when you realize that you're wrong
3.I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font
5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map quest really needs to start with #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I was atleast kinda tired
10. Bad decisions make good stories
11.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ..... again
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10 page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ~ ever
15. I hate when I miss a call by the last ring but when I immediately call back, it rings 9 times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste
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