Oh So True ~ Part 2

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses 

begin with Miller Lite than Kay

20. I wish Google maps had a "avoid ghetto" option

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in

23. The only time I I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text

24. I have a hard time deciphering the line between boredom and hunger

25. How may times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word a word they said

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.  Stay strong, brothers and sisters

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty Pants? Pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far

30. As a driver, I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. 

31. Sometimes I'll look at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey ~ but I'd bet my rear end everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.