You know it is hot when .....

1. The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground

2. The trees are whistling for the dogs

3. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance

4. Hot water now comes out of BOTH taps

5. You can make sun tea instantly

6. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron

7. The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly

8. You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car

9. You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window

10. You actually burn your hand opening the car door

11.  You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am

12. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is: "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

13. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state

14. The potatoes cook underground so, all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper, sour cream (of course), diced onions and a few servings of chilli.

15 Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs

16. The cows are giving evaporated milk

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