“Freaky One Accord Nuns: In Gossip Form”
This all started on Sunday, December 16, 2007:
It started as a personal “note” to Mary and it snowballed from there.
Kate: I love you, Mary! If you get married before I do, I will kill myself.
Mary: Correction; You will become a nun.
Kate: I don’t think that they will let me in because I talk too much.
Mary: and because you are Baptist
Kate: What else could I be?
Mary: A nun
Kate: We have been through this, I cant be a nun b/c I talk a lot and I am Baptist
Mary: Well, you could be a nun if not for that. Right?
Kate: Yeah, I guess so. Maybe I should ask Patricia. What I could be.
Mary: How about a penguin?
Kate: Hold on. Patricia, What could I be Besides a nun?
At this point Kate slides the paper over to Patricia and she (Patricia) passes it to Grace.
Grace: If it is a problem of talking to much contact Jennifer. She has some duct tape.
Jennifer: What color would you like?
Then Erica gets a hold of the paper
Erica: This is insane!!
Mary: No it’s not, Crazy Head. Continue…
Grace: Kate, are you sure a nun is the best job you could have? I mean you would have to wear black all day. Wait! Is being a nun a job? Hmmmmmm
Grace: another thing, what if you met your husband-to-be at Mary’s wedding? Would you still become a nun? Just wondering.
Kate: Is he good looking?
Erica: Not sure
Grace: How would we know if he is good looking or not, he is your husband-to-be not ours. Anyways, I was just wondering.
Jennifer: I’m with Grace. What if you met some nice lookin’ hunk at Mary’s wedding?
Kate: I might recant
Erica: In reference to what Grace said, what if the nice lookin’ hunk asked you to dance at Mary’s wedding?
Grace: Yeah, would you say yes or would you refrain from boogieing with your Prince Charming since your almost a nun?
Elizabeth comes in
Lizzy: I am Batman. That is all
Kate: That makes no sense whatsoever to the story, Elizabeth
Grace: Kate, you never answered Erica’s question: Would you dance or not?
Kate: I would not get down and funky if that is what you mean
Grace: Since you wont be getting funky, would you maybe waltz with him if he was extremely cute?
Kate: If he was really cute and charming I would think about waltzing with him
Mary: What if he was a complete Cheese Head? Just wonderin
Kate: Mary what is a “cheese head” and how dare you call my future husband-to-be that!
Erica: Why not get down and Funky? Just wondering
Kate: ‘cause I already got down and funky at Will’s wedding already
Erica: Ha! Ha! So just do it again.
Kate: O.K. Back to me being a nun
Erica: LOL
Grace: Whoever said that Mary was even getting married? You know she might end up being the nun. We could start our own, “ One Accord Nunnery”!
Kate: Would it be a Baptist Nunnery?
Mary: A-men, Sister Grace. A-men
Grace: Although, Mary wouldn’t be able to fit all her hair under one of those thingys. We might have to shave her hair off. Any one volunteer?
Kate: Off with your hair!!
Kate: Could this be a future play?
Mary: Freaks!
Erica: We could call the play, “One Accord Freaks: In Gossip form” or “Freaky Nuns”
Kate: Mary, you are one of the freaks
Mary: Of course
Grace: Kate, would you mind wearing black all day? I wonder if those hat things are heavy. How much do penguin costumes cost?
Kate: Not sure. I thought that nuns wear other colors of clothing
Grace: Even if they don’t, you could be the “Hippie Nun” Peace out!
Erica: All I know is that they wear black 24/7
Mary: I think I could be a Baptist version of a nun. You know, an old maid
Grace: No dancing during mass
Kate: Oh man! Now I cant get down and funky
Grace: No, Kate. That’s only at weddings
Erica: Amen, Sister!! Amen!!
ROFL!!!
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